Goodbye

This looks very 1980s

Tuffy of Labour with 74 votes apparently

People only get excited when they hate you

Hooping and hollering like monkeys with a banana. There was non of this "victory" shite with the UK general election. All happy to have the big wages now. Cunts.

Some amount of bog men in this general election. "Christ jaysus, the votes, the votes!"

Pat Rabbitt In an outside inside room

Odd looking ceiling.

Most important day in Irish history ever! And twitter falls apart. Twutter lives!

People who moan about users not updating IE6 are the same people who lambasted Microsoft for their constant  "patching" (aka automatic updates). Tough shit.

I just spotted something really awesome! RTÉ nuacth use a picture of Victor Garber instead of Enda Kenny. Dear fuck, why do they employ cretins like this. They are giving people money just to fuck up!!! I can't wait for the TV licence inspector to come around.. I'll cut the fuckers throat.

http://goo.gl/Zct1 <--- the new Fine Gael front bench.

Twitter Is So Shit!

Fail whaling itself into oblivion! 

I'm looking back at what I wrote here. Gold. God it seems Twitter really stifles what I write. I'm probably afraid of stepping on too many toes.

Almost an exact year since I left Twutter for Twitter. Lasted longer than I imagined.

So I was asking myself, what's it like coming back to Twutter. Well it feels good actually. I get all the convenience of "micro blogging" without having to concern myself with shitty abbreviations which change the context, just to keep within a 140 character limit. And no Fail Whales. Pretty good so.

Twitter is over capacity eh? It's been like like for a good few weeks now. Twitter isn't just failing, it's falling apart! Twutter is bad, but Twitter is shitter.

I think I called this pretty well

I said Norway would be the one to beat... Iceland was my personal win... azerbaijan had a sexy bitch... and the UK was so random it might win. And that's the top 4 right there.

Norway was not that good

Jeez come on... it couldnt be that good... Want to see him on rotten.com with his head exploded!

Fix!

Sorry, no way Norway could be that universal.

Fucking Norway cunt.... want to bash his head in.

Even the Icelandic vote woman is hot.

Votes

ICELAND F T FUCKING W!

Man, that is sex right there... stage diving with the pool and all.

Damn those flying sex pools are sexy... like having sex with an AIDS victim using a condom

Interval Act

Sexy heroin addict in water

My money is on Icelandic Entry... just like my cock

Mind you that wan from Azerbaijan was very fucking tasty too.

OMG Evil Pod Men From Space

Arrrgghhhh the reptiles!

I need to piss badly. Glad its finished.

Spain

Moorish influence ftw! blonde hair is a bit weird though... Holy shit... the bitch vanished along with her blonde hair. Shes back! Te Amo!!! etc.

Finland

Guy singing is handicapped.. has to be!

I get the feeling this could win though... man, wine drinking ftw!

Andy webber is on the piano? Talk about washed up. Does this mean U2 will rep. Ireland next year? Maybe theyll do a ronan and represent Denmark.

UK

FAIL!

They need to all get naked and spread their herpes over each other.

Romania

I fucking love it but damn, I cant stop laughing... this is Borat wedding music.... "I like you a very much, have sexy time in your face!"

Set pieces have very quick changes... fucking excellent production.

Ukraine

Anti-Christ girls... I think this breaks Irelands new anti blasphemous law. Good crotch action, again, blasphemous! Woman is very tarpish though.

Norway

Good song, guy is annoying. Bet he couldnt grow a beard, not even on his balls.

Albania

Legs... jeez is one word not enough?

Turkey

I wonder how many STD's they all have combined. Shakira rip offs ftw!

Germany

Black and gold... black and gold... sorry, this song is too similar. Wheres Manson?

Denmark

HA HA HA HA I didnt hear this properly before.... oh god... ronan, youve made a clone.

Estonia

Ah yes, this is the one people say might win it. She wins my flesh trophy award anyway lol

Malta

Show must go on... Hmmm yeah, most say they wouldnt do her... but theyd be caught grinding into her like on a Saturday night nevertheless.

Blogger is gone, reception is back!

Wouldnt you know it... just as blogger fails I get full TV recption.... oh hang on... no my mistake both are still failing me.

Blogger FAIL

lol its all over. Blogger has stabbed me in the back, and not in the sexy way gay men do it. Twitter has won... I officially give in. Twitter has beaten me. Damn you Google! *Humbled

HA HA HA HA

Something amazing has happened.... Blogger fails! I mean really fails! Twitter has just won! lol I have posted too much and I'm not allowed post anymore!

Boss nia hurts my gonad yeah!

These guys take themselves far too seriously

I wish her all the best... sexy best!

Every woman should have weird metalic skin leg things.... dead sexy!

Yeah that bitch is smokin'!

Its jordan and peter andrea!!

Azerbijan

Sexy boot work there

Shit... the girl got old! Still would, obviously.

I do feel like putting up a hammer and sickle flag with this song.

Russia

Why so serious?

IM A FIRING MAH LAZER!

is this the jam jar song?

Song would be better without the nun outfits.

Sibria or Armenia?

Huh, im lost... whos this? TV said one thing radio said another.

Didnt need no retard boots either

Michael Jackson didnt need to threadmill

Dude needs to calm the fuck down!

Greece

God the sound is shit.

Yes its true...

Whole note key change ftw!

10/10! and the song isn't bad either :)

Thats fineness right there that is!

Iceland ftw!

Iceland

Here's my act of the night

I find this a bit disturbing.... it reminds me of paedophilia for some reason.

Portugal

*cough*Somewhere over the rainbow ripoff*cough*

I'm on the peanut nors now... this tv reception is driving me to drink

Croatia

He's doing matrix moves... bullet time and all that shit.,

Dang, this sexy tarp can sing O_o

Oh jeez.... first it was manly hair... now its manly arms.

Sweden

Come on the Swedes! Popera, like wanking with your toes.

So much for Octoshite

This is like Madonna with throat cancer.

France

emmmmm... phlegm much?

Playing the biscuit tins.

That hair is manky... how am I supposed to fap to manly EMO hair? The same way as usual I suppose lol

Shit, what the fuck has she done to her hair!?

Israel

I love the Arabic bitch in this, selectual!

I reckon he has a map of russia under that hat like Gorbachov

Lithuwanias

oh yeah, this is the Queen rip off

"Russia is ready to take over..." the world?

She vagina is warm and shining?

Where are the other two gone? I was looking forward to that drunk bitch again.

He's going to hang himself

Is that Bruno singing? As in the follow up to Borat?

I'm using the radio for audio... horribly out of sync.

I can make out some guy walking or something

The feed from eurovision.tv isn't working either. That whore I ordered better get here quick, to suck my dick!

SHow has started and Im still trying to get reception.

*ding dong* "ah, TV licence inspector...." *Click Click*... both barrels loaded mother fucker, start running!

Charging licence fees for this shit is criminal.

Everyone in RTE needs to die in fire

€160 for this fucking reception!? I'm in Cork not the fucking sticks. Dirty cunts.

The Twutter experiment is over, I have proven it is better than Twitter by at least 38.2%. I have decided that all future mobile blogging shall be directed to Riemann's Cut (gammagoblin.blogspot.com) from now on.

Twutter shall still be used in future however, for extreme live blogging, where multiple posts would otherwise swamp Riemann's Cut. The next Live Blogging event will be the Eurovision on Saturday night. A special post containing a Twutter widget shall be published on Riemann's Cut on the night, which shall refresh itself every 15 seconds... This should prove to be brilliant, all going well.

Some Words

Again, keep away from sleeping tablets... a hammer to the head is more fun.

A fine Example of why Sleeping Tablets are Bad

"Oh man waisted it tigh. Ho taugng to girls from other dimensions. NT neede A Camera"